so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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