Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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