It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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