You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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