He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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