Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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