why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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