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Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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