Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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