I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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