so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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