No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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