She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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