i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
