no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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