FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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