part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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