He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Randomize
