Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
This is the prime rib incident all over again
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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