I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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