she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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