Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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