And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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