but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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