wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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