my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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