yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
this just has baby written all over it
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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