well I can't set my house on fire every night
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
God, I missed his penis.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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