And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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