Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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