I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
