why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
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