Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I'd cum for enchiladas.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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