at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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