He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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