his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
My dick has a subreddit
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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