So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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