i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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