Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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