He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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