This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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