Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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