Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I need to sanitize my soul.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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