Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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