He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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