I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
