I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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