is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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