We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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