It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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