I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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